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ACCU London:Java, Python, Ruby, Linux, Windows, are all doomed
Java, Python, Ruby, Linux, Windows, are all doomed
The Multicore Revolution gathers pace. Moore's Law remains in force -- chips are getting more and more transistors on a quarterly basis. Intel are now out and about touting the "many core chip". The 80-core chip continues its role as research tool. The 48-core chip is now actively driving production engineering. Heterogeneity not homogeneity is the new "in" architecture.

Where Intel research, AMD and others cannot be far behind.
The virtual machine based architectures of the 1990s, Python, Ruby and Java, currently cannot cope with the new hardware architectures. Indeed Linux and Windows cannot cope with the new hardware architectures either.
So either we will have lots of hardware which the software cannot cope with, or . . . . . . well you'll just have to come to the session.

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Russel Winder's Python Workshop

In this 4-day Python Workshop, you will learn both low-level details of Python as well as the idiomatic design approaches in Python. We'll start with the language basics after which we discuss various testing strategies and their rationale. Through lectures, exercises and discussions, we'll introduce Concurrency and Parallelism after which we'll learn about GUI's. We'll then explore Networking, XML processing and Persistence when developing applications with Python. Find out more here

Functional Programming eXchange 2013

Skills Matter is pleased to announce the Fourth Functional Programming eXchange our annual conference on the functional programming paradigm, practices, technologies and ideas. Join us for a day of talks, open-space discussions and brainstorming on Functional Programming, to share common challenges in the different languages, the latest ideas, best tools, best practices in scala, clojure, haskell and F# and common lessons learned.

Interested? Join our Functional Programming eXchange on MARCH 15th 2013!

Typesafe's Fast Track to Scala

This two-day Fast Track to Scala course, designed by Martin Odersky, the creator of the Scala programming language, and Heiko Seeberger, a recognized Scala expert, will give you an excellent grounding in Scala. Prepare to learn to: * be a competent user of Scala constructs in application code, * know and be able to apply the functional programming style in Scala, * use the fundamental Scala tools, * be confident to start using Scala in production applications -- and much more. Get more info and sign up here

Tomas Petricek’s and Phil Trelford’s Real-World F# Programming

Tomas Petricek’s and Phil Trelford’s two day course will teach you how to solve real-world .NET problems in F#. Will guide you through several areas where F# can help you be more productive and solve your problems faster, with code that is efficient and easy to maintain. The examples used in this course are based on experience of developing successful commercial applications in F#. After attending, you’ll be able to recognize where using F# can save your time and money and you’ll know how to integrate F# components in the .NET ecosystem. Find out more here

Tomas Petricek & Phil Trelford's Functional Programming in .NET

Tomas Petricek’s and Phil Trelford’s two-day Functional Programming in .NET course explains concepts that you need to write modern applications for .NET using F#, C# with LINQ as well as current and upcoming .NET technologies that arise from functional programming ideas. Learning several simple functional concepts will help you understand these technologies and use them effectively. This means that the course will make you a better programmer even if you’re not going to immediately start using F#. This course is based on experience of developing commercial applications in F# and we’ll discuss good ways of introducing F# to your daily work.. Find out more here


ABOUT RUSSEL WINDER
Russel Winder is an independent consultant, analyst, author, expert witness, and trainer at Skills Matter and an expert on Java, Groovy, Scala, Python, D, Go. Gradle, SCons, Waf, SBT. Bazaar, Mercurial, Git.
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ABOUT THE ACCU LONDON
ACCU is an organisation of programmers who care about professionalism in programming and are dedicated to raising the standard of programming.
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PODCAST JAVA, PYTHON, RUBY, LINUX, WINDOWS, ARE ALL DOOMED
SCALA & F# PODCASTS
 :Be a better developer, Be a better developer
: 21st May 2013
View Podcast: Be a better developer,
 :Developing Python with PyDev, Developing Python with PyDev
: 21st May 2013
View Podcast: Developing Python with PyDev,
Yodit Stanton:Machine Learning with Storm + Redis, Machine Learning with Storm + Redis
Yodit Stanton : 7th May 2013
View Podcast: Machine Learning with Storm + Redis,
Bruce Durling:Cascalog for the 80% of Data Science, Cascalog for the 80% of Data Science
Bruce Durling : 7th May 2013
View Podcast: Cascalog for the 80% of Data Science,
Adam Mlocek:F# embedded in Excel, F# embedded in Excel
Adam Mlocek : 25th Apr 2013
View Podcast: F# embedded in Excel,
Adam Mlocek:F# embedded in Excel part 2, F# embedded in Excel part 2
Adam Mlocek : 25th Apr 2013
View Podcast: F# embedded in Excel part 2,
Paul Brian:Pitfalls Of Using Frameworks, Pitfalls Of Using Frameworks
Paul Brian : 18th Apr 2013
View Podcast: Pitfalls Of Using Frameworks,
Emil Vaughan:Adventures with Cython, Adventures with Cython
Emil Vaughan : 18th Apr 2013
View Podcast: Adventures with Cython,
Kris Saxton:My experience of using server management framework, Salt, Using server management framework, Salt
Kris Saxton : 18th Apr 2013
View Podcast: My experience of using server management framework, Salt,
Phil Trelford:Try F# Hands On, Try F# Hands On
Phil Trelford : 11th Apr 2013
Podcast Coming Soon: Try F# Hands On,
Jon Pretty:Rapture I/O, Rapture I/O
Jon Pretty : 10th Apr 2013
View Podcast: Rapture I/O,
Andres Löh:Datatype-Generic Programming in Haskell, Datatype-Generic Programming in Haskell
Andres Löh : 9th Apr 2013
View Podcast: Datatype-Generic Programming in Haskell,
Aslak Hellesøy:Keynote: The Cucumber Ecosystem, Keynote: The Cucumber Ecosystem
Aslak Hellesøy : 4th Apr 2013
View Podcast: Keynote: The Cucumber Ecosystem,
Matt Wynne:Why your step definitions should be one-liners and other pro tips, Why your step definitions should be one-
Matt Wynne : 4th Apr 2013
View Podcast: Why your step definitions should be one-liners and other pro tips,
Andrew  Premdas:Working in the Cucumber World, Working in the Cucumber World
Andrew Premdas : 4th Apr 2013
View Podcast: Working in the Cucumber World,
OTHER SCALA & F# EVENTS
F#unctional Londoners Meetup Group:F# Type Providers Hands On, F#unctional Londoners Meetup Group
FREE EVENT: F# Type Providers Hands On
London, Thursday, May 23rd
F#unctional Londoners Meetup Group:F# on iPad and iPhone with Xamarin Studio, F#unctional Londoners Meetup Group
FREE EVENT: F# on iPad and iPhone with Xam
London, Thursday, May 30th
Jon Pither Functional Programming in the enterprise,  Functional Programming in the enterprise
FREE EVENT: In The Brain of Jon Pither
London, Monday, June 3rd
The London Clojure Community:Deuce is (not yet) Emacs under Clojure, The London Clojure Community
FREE EVENT: Deuce is (not yet) Emacs under
London, Tuesday, June 4th
Philipp Haller:Typesafe's Scaling up with Akka and Scala,  Typesafe's Scaling up with Akka & Scala
2 DAY COURSE. Featuring Philipp Haller
London, Wednesday, June 5th
Martin Thompson:Writing Concurrent Code with Lock-Free Algorithms with Martin Thompson,  Writing Concurrent Code with Lock-Free Algorithms
3 DAY COURSE. Featuring Martin Thompson
London, Wednesday, June 5th
Philipp Haller Simplifying Asynchronous Code with Scala Async,  Simplifying Asynchronous Code with Scala Async
FREE EVENT: In The Brain of Philipp Haller
London, Wednesday, June 5th
Scala Days NYC - June 10-12th, Scala Days NYC - June 10-12th
CONFERENCE (3 DAYS)
New York, Monday, June 10th BOOK NOW!
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